She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
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You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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