i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
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He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
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All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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