i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
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My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
BRING THE BAGELS
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Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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