So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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