Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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