I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
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It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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