So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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