STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
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