he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
We smell like vodka and hangover
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