Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Did I show you my penis last night?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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