i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
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I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
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Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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