I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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