at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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