is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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