carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
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Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
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I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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