SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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