hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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