I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
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i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
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I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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