No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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