He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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