Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
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