Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
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The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
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Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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