Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
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my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
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Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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