Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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