I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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