Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
organizing the empties. That sober.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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