Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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