I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Randomize
