The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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