It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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