That's intense
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
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We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
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I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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