so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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