i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
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screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
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I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake