ADVERTISEMENT

• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry

  Fav 10 1065 4819

  share tweet
  

• (516): View more from New York

  i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.

  Fav 10 4341 1725

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.

  Fav 25 7167 1391

  share tweet
  

• (807): View more from Ontario

  I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.

  Fav 19 4889 1568

  share tweet
  
• 

  25 People Admit the Worst Things They’ve Done for Good Reasons

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b

  Fav 7 1895 2535

  share tweet
  

• (865): View more from Tennessee

  Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?

  Fav 10 1367 2478

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.

  Fav 4 2752 962

  share tweet
  

• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.

  Fav 3 1491 847

  share tweet
  

• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.

  Fav 5 962 623

  share tweet
  
• 

  25 Things All Men Can Definitely Agree On

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (559): View more from California

  Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"

  (707): View more from California

  Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.

  Fav 6 1791 648

  share tweet
  

• (586): View more from Michigan

  Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.

  Fav 3 956 505

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (713): View more from Texas

  If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"

  Fav 8 778 516

  share tweet
  

• (662): View more from Mississippi

  Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.

  Fav 2 753 403

  share tweet
  

• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle

  Fav 3 255 519

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (843): View more from South Carolina

  UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.

  Fav 2 100 73

  share tweet
  

Randomize