There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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