on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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