You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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