Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
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I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
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I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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