Tell her she can't have a vagina
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
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I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
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Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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