no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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