how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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