i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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