We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Be still, my beating vagina.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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