I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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