just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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