I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
