It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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