I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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