He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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