This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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