I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
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Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
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Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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