im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
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Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
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third nipple confirmed
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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