I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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