I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I just found a bag of teeth...
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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