plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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