just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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