There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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