You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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